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Felix Vivere 81 months ago
Was there ever a more pointless waste of the English language than the legend emblazoned over the vacuous space "King's Lynn bus station information"? It's a space devoted to a few shabby stands of badly designed, inadequate and largely unhelpful leaflets, and surface which passes as a desk, behind which is yet another empty space that hasn't seen a human being for love nor money since it was all rebuilt. You can go in there with a question at 8.30 and emerge at 5pm safe in the knowledge that not only will it not be answered, not only will there be no attempt to answer it, BUT NEITHER WILL THERE HAVE BEEN ANY OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE IT ANSWERED!!! The CCTV there doesn't function, otherwise it would prompt someone to look out for the public dropping by. So anyone wishing to plot the overthrow of civilisation, anyone needing to conspire with others the assassination of prominent public figures at home or abroad, may confidently do so in King's Lynn bus station information area, safe in the certain knowledge that they will not be inconvenienced by members of the bus company staff. Thinking rashly that you can email the bus company a question is no better. You'd be better off reading the T&C's of the returns policy of DFS. There's nobody there! Truly, the bus company, Stagecoach, couldn't give a flying feck about customer service or customer care. If they valued customers they'd make it easy for customers to get the help they need, but we are mushrooms to Stagecoach. No, actually, we are worth less than mushrooms. Mushrooms at least are not only kept in the dark but they are fed bovine ordure. They don't even pretend to feed us bovine ordure, they just keep us in the dark. I write this confident and happy in the belief that this will be read by my fans and those stumbling across it by chance. Those bored enough to wonder to themselves, "I wonder what are the reviews of King's Lynn bus station?" As you read this be equally happy that Stagecoach couldn't care, nothing will improve, and if you crawl into the place bleeding from a knife attack you will die a sad and lonely death, because the last time a member of staff put a foot through the door was when the local press ran a story about it being officially opened. Don't for one minute believe that the 5 high scoring reviews were written by genuine members of the public who have no prior connection with the company. They're all fraudulent and penned by the company responsible.